Kalki in Self Conversation with Kalki:
Kalki1: I want people to sympathize with me.
Kalki2: Are you handicapped?
Kalki1: No
Kalki 2: Are you mentally retarded?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you an idiot?
Kalki1: No.
Kalki2: Do you have cancer?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Do you have AIDS?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Do you masturbate?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Do you stink?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Do you have bad breath?
Kalki1:No
Kalki2: Do people discriminate you?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Do you have small penis?
Kalki1: No, I don't have one at all. I disposed it off.
Kalki2: Wow! Are you ugly?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you a coward?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you a flirt?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you unfeminine?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you unfashionable?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you sexually frustrated?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you sad?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you confused?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid of dogs?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid of snakes?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid of heights?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid of police?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid to speak to a large crowd?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you afraid of death?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you alone without family?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you alone without friends?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you the girl who can't dance?
Kalki1: No, I can.
Kalki2: Are you the girl who can't act?
Kalki1: No, I can.
Kalki2: Are you the girl who can't paint?
Kalki1: No, I can.
Kalki2: Are you the girl who can't design?
Kalki1: No, I can.
Kalki2: Are you the girl who can't write well?
Kalki1: No, I can.
Kalki2: Are you a girl with 25-25-27 body stats?
Kalki1: No, I am 34-29-35.
Kalki2: Are you a girl without style and attitude?
Kalki1: No
Kalki2: Are you the girl without admirers?
Kalki1: No, I have so many of them..
Kalki2: What the f**k!... You've got everything girl. I envy ya!
Get lost you bitch!
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